Cocktails & Conspiracies

Written By Hailey Handy

Wednesday, July 22, 2026 from 6:30 to 9 p.m.

Mini-presentations, maximum paranoia – Tinfoil hats required

Wake up, sheeple! It’s a Conspiracy Theory night!

Present your favorite conspiracy theory! We’ll be making tinfoil hats to start the evening off and block out the 5G signals.

You can put as much (or as little) into this as you like – bring your batshit crazy ideas on presentation slides, poster or handouts, present verbally or even bring a Tik-Tok or YouTube video to watch and discuss with the group. (If you’re bringing a Tik-Tok, please save to your phone so you can text it to me and we can watch on the TV screen together.)

Nothing is too far out there, but let’s make sure we don’t duplicate topics – claim yours in the comments below – because we’ll be voting on:

  • The Grassy Knoll Award for Most Unhinged

  • The Whistleblower Award for Most Believable

  • The Redacted Award for Most Likely to End Up on a Watchlist

  • The Smoking Gun Award for Best Presentation

  • The Reynolds Wrap Award for Best Tinfoil Hat

Trust no one….

Except Biz, who found this recipe for a Bermuda Triangle Punch for the cocktail portion of our event:

  • Ingredients: pineapple juice, peach juice, orange juice, ginger ale, coconut rum and frozen fruit to garnish

I’ve got some themed food ideas:

  • Birds Aren’t Real Chicken Wings

  • Flat Earth Cookies

  • Illuminachos

  • Grassy Knoll Guacamole [Claimed by Kim]

  • Roswell Rolls (egg rolls)

  • New World Order deviled eggs

  • 5G Dip (five-layer dip)

  • Lizard People Skin (tortilla chips) [Claimed by Kim]

  • Moon Landing Moon Pies

  • Mind-Control Meatballs

  • Chemtrail Cotton Candy [I have a cotton candy machine, so we’re set on this one]

Comment below if you are coming – tell us what your Conspiracy Theory is and what you’re bringing. It doesn’t have to be from the list above if you want to come up with something else. Maybe a few people want to band together to procure the cocktail supplies.

The truth is out there…probably.

🩷 Friends/partners/spouses/significant others/kids welcome

Hailey Handy
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